elizabeths-banks:

me: my sense of humor is great & intelligent

me whenever i see the number 69 randomly somewhere:

meanplastic:

WILD

towerofglass:

goodzillo:

this is the only time i’ve ever wanted to >be me

musclemancer:

totesmgoats01:

musclemancer:

totesmgoats01:

musclemancer:

there is no difference between coke, pepsi, doctored pepper, sprites, ginger’s ale, root’s beered, mountain do, all of them. theyre all exactly the same.

The way this is written soumds like @snapscube wrote it.

actually I wrote it.

I know. I wasn’t making an accusation, I just wanted to tag a person that this post reminded me of.

yes but i wrote this post.

otto-rocket:

algrolo:

algrolo:

Never let this die

tripple-bsfunhouse:

d22ek:

Anime Smartasses Be Like….

This is nothing but the truth.

I love how the camera moves during his explanation

hyrude:

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”

judgejudy:

these bots are becoming more advanced with each passing day

fucked-up-world-2002:

British people be like

*wakes up during a heart transplant*

Right what’s all this then